I wish the media would explain just how much money this is so the uninformed don’t just think it’s a high number. This is quite literally 17,900 stacks of 1 millions dollars each. It’s insane, but there seem to be plenty of people out there who don’t understand how large of a number this really is.

He cannot be president.

If you haven’t heard, there is a theory that the Frozen movies exist solely to make sure if you google disney frozen or any combination of that you are shown movie stuff instead of stories of Walt Disney being cryogenically frozen so he can live in the future.

In 2016, there were a bunch of creepy/killer clown sightings. At least in America it made the news pretty regularly. My conspiracy theory is that it started purely as Guerilla Marketing for the 2017 IT adaptation.

Maybe if the trailer didn’t tell you how great and misunderstood Coppola and his works have been and how stupid people were for panning them when they came out, more people would have been compelled to see it. Not that it was pretentious, just arrogant to say hey come watch this this sure fire masterpiece. Also it looks like politics mixed with Inception so maybe too much for people to bother right now? Having said all that I would like to see it, just don’t need to go to the theater for this one.

Bird is the word, fuck that song and on a similar note, fuck Peter Griffin.

Oh shit, good call. It’s been awhile since I heard about Jim here and I guess since they have a bit of a shared resemblance my brain just decided they were bros.

Wish we still had Chris Farley around instead of his dumbass brother…seriously this is Chris Farley’s brother.

I normally would never be this rude, but what a stupid take.

So did I haha, but I found this one first and figured it was a better example.

Here is a demonstration for those who need a visual. No actual farting takes place in this video I promise.

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Fucking asshole has the nerve to say the world wasn’t on fire during trumps presidency AND that trump is PRO-Life when he was perfectly ok with Covid as long as it was as gonna hurt cities and therefore Democrats more. Media motherfuckers need to start calling out this hypocrisy in real time.

Thank you for making me laugh today.

My boss bought some a few years back. I tried it, honestly a not a bad cup of coffee if you ask me. But I would never pay for it myself.

I would think if it were PTSD he would have a hard time speaking to a crowd again but that is definitely not the case.

Remember when Biden said if you didn’t vote for him you weren’t black? I’m betting there is video of every single one of these people calling him out for that(as everyone should have, it was a dumb thing to say), it’d be great if someone could cut all of those together next to them saying shit like this now.

A furby or tickle me Elmo.

I thought he was trying to say KaMOBla to imply she is a criminal and part of a Mob conspiracy.