Well, as the picture says, with this bad boy you can use 86 characters per line.

Nonono, you are not allowed to ask stupid questions, but since there are no stupid questions, you can ask away.

More like +10.5°C in room A and -8°C in room B.

I get your frustration. I feel it myself. Still, I fear, calling people assholes won’t be helpful and prevent folks from admitting they did wrong. At the same time, it can always get worse (hotter) and I think it would be best to win as many people over as possible, to do the right thing.

I don’t know. We’re fucked anyway, I guess.

I want a new Titanic movie, but instead of the Orchestra playing till the end, there should be a bunch of Lemmy jokesters making witty comments in the face of unavoidable doom.

I don’t get it. Basically all of NATO supports Ukraine. Still, after two years there still seems to be a lack of shells and anti air, against a single country (Russia) with a GDP smaller than Italy. What’s going wrong?

All in the game.

My understanding: light can best be described as an excitation of the electromagnetic field of spacetime. This excitation has a frequency, like an oscillation. Therefore light appears like a wave and we observe the Doppler effect. However, when interacting with other excitations, the “wave” collapses and behaves like a point like particle.

This applies not only to light, but to all known particles, e.g. the protons in your body. The only difference to photons are additional spacetime fields that are involved (like the Higgs field).

The weirdest part to me, is the collapse of the imaginary wave function and how it leads to ideas like “Many Worlds”.

Time to lick my asshole

One question mark is fine, but waiting till three question marks appear!? You monster!

Masochist: Torment me, please.

Sadist: No. (Muhaha)

I wouldn’t call it a wrestling show, but an attempt to prevent two smoking drunks from a bar fight by enabling them to save face. Also the bar is covered in burnable liquor and we are all standing in it while the doors are shut.

Your mama’s the main frame!
Your mama so big, she can divide by zerochucknorrisjoke377sequmentation violation
Kernel panic - not syncing: Fatal machine check on CPU

Try to put it on. The locals love it when foreigners do whacky stuff!

Makes sense, your mama so fat, everything than this thing is like salami in a hallway.

This guy Archs! Am I right!? You know I’m right!

Hug providers may vary. Thank you for respecting the personal hygiene choices of our employees.

How dare they!?

Fuzzy feeling? More like fuzzy logic! Am I right guys? Guys? Gotta go…

Game’s changed. Now we fire people, try to rehire them for less money and if that doesn’t work we demand policy changes and less labour protection to counter the “labour shortage”.