My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny’s panties moist

Muff, Ireland. They have a fantastic diving club.

I once knew a man from Nantucket…

upstate: situated or occurring in the northern part of a state, especially the northern part of New York State as contrasted with New York City. “upstate New York”

I’d recommend taking it to a watch servicing shop. Some bands require special tools and they cost more than the $10-20 the shop will charge you.

Robot chairs, but still using a white board from the 90s

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In rural Oregon, USA, I got stopped by a cop because I “matched the description” of a violent robbery that had happened nearby – I was wearing a black hoodie 🙄 – I had a bag of weed in my pocket, the cop said he was going to search me for weapons, patted me down and even squeezed the pocket with the weed in it, but didn’t he didn’t notice it or didn’t care. A bunch of “trap” questions about the robbery and searching through my text messages to confirm my alibi until finally another cop showed up – took one look at me and said, that’s not him.

In Vancouver BC, Canada, my friends and I were hanging out outside a bar. My friend had just been given a joint and was keeping it behind his ear. Cops rolled up and started talking to us, one noticed the joint and plucked it out from behind my friend’s ear. The cop got a little smirk on his face and broke the joint in half, smelled it, then put it in his pocket and they left.

This reminds me of that old site that made reddit look like Outlook so you can pretend to be working while on reddit. Now I’m pretending to be on reddit. The ol’ switcharoo yadda yadda

–found the site for those curious: http://pcottle.github.io/MSOutlookit/ but I think it’s kind of broken now?