openchan

uuuuuhhhhhh i’ll stick to what i do now thanks lol

Well you have to hire one of us now that you said that according to fediverse rules.

Or the fact that it says deceased lmao

Yeah it is a waste of time and I have been seeing that more since switching back to the fediverse.

Also thanks to the mods of /r/worldnews for helping kick my reddit checking addiction since I got banned and keep getting flagged as ban evasion lmaoooo

Fuck spez and etcetera

Lmao hopefully common sense and reading the room is too bud

No wonder academia is fucked

OK I get that - but in this fake scenario how many math PhDs would seriously be like “oh I’m a doctor that might be useful on an airplane right here right now”

c’mon that makes no sense

I get it’s a joke and all but if a PhD is that full of themself then they need to take a break lol

Why did this jerk speak up in an emergency? To confuse people? Sheesh (yes I know it’s part of the joke blah blah but let me take a moral high ground on an argument in my head for a second)

Why does the prosecution have a laser pointer?!?!?!?!?!

Me as a 10 year old in my relatives 3-door mirror/medicine cabinet that i opened doors on the right and left and stuck my head into: i have become the leader of the horde of openchan clones

And if you cannot do something right then or maybe you are socially awkward just doing your best to lead every interaction with kindness works.

Waymond in everything everywhere all at once said it so well

Yeah I agree on that even as a former skinny jean flirting millennial.

When you wear them with a fake ass looking jacket and dumb shoes it just looks awful lmao - what a dork

Because JD Vance vouched for him. You know, JD Vance the pedophile protector.