0 - ain’t had any (this year at least)

Hey, it’s better than the maggoty coconut…

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This could have easily worked with ‘Homie, we’re in a Wendy’s restroom’, but somehow this version hits a little better haha! 👍

I usually just pay fair price for the person I wanna bang. $1.25, plus tax of course…

As true as that may be, what’s the deal with all the times I’ve read stories of people setting up and configuring everything the way they want, and then after installing whatever particular updates manually, then MS reverts a bunch of settings back the way they want?

I dunno, but when I got my HP laptop that shipped with Windows 10, I got to an initial setup screen that asked me something like what’s my mother’s middle name or maiden name or something like that, for sake of password recovery I believe.

Even though I’m sure I could have entered in any random nonsense that I’d remember, I was like what effing business is it of the OS to ask such private details?

I didn’t even finish the setup and first boot, I shut it down right then and formatted and installer Linux Mint MATE 20, and I couldn’t be happier.

Isn’t it just wonderful how M$ can just screw you without your consent? To hell with Windows!

Welcome fellow penguin 🐧

The ENIAC, one of the original ‘programmable’ general purpose digital computers.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ENIAC

https://books.google.com/books/about/ENIAC_the_Triumphs_and_Tragedies_of_the.html?id=l2nGQgAACAAJ

This was a significant era of computing history, and in the modern digital era, I think everyone should at least get a sense of the early days of digital technology.

I do not have an answer for you, but if I may ask…

Why?

Make sure they’re not your own tampons, don’t want them tracking your DNA pregnancy status…

SLPT: Pouring hot bacon grease works faster, if you’re in a rush…

Léon URL Cleaner

It’s a simple app that strips extra unnecessary details like tracking tags from copied URL links. Highly recommended for sake of privacy, plus the cleaned links are shorter and tidier.

It’s 2024, we’ve upgraded to the Plumbus X…

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JGaBU5cKluU

sneaky cheese noises attack!

You pood the dood?

You dood?

Oof, fair enough. 👍

Yeah, here in Mississippi it often gets rather humid, but we keep it pretty dry inside with the air conditioner.

Just take my upvote and go R303 yourself 👍

As cute as this is, we used to have around 20 goats on a 40 acre open horse ranch, and you couldn’t get within 50 feet of any of them without them all running away.

So, aside from numerous other angry words I could say…

How is this going to affect incoming phone calls? Will I be able to at least talk with my friend, without having to hear ads the whole time because I was watching a video?

Just a friendly reminder, https://grayjay.app/ is a thing, screw the YouTube app.