That way you’re at work during the week while not doing anything productive for yourself or the company and you then spend your free time actually working for your employer. Great idea.

It sounds like the issue was devs creating a crappy monolith, not the language itself.

They said it in the first sentence.

They literally got to the point in the first sentence. The point was that the article wasn’t about the browser, it was about the search engine. If you’d actually read it you’d also know that the author was also wrong in several aspects and updated it with corrections.