Have you ever spoken to AT&T customer service?

Obviously an undercover moderator.

It would identify you as a customer and pee all over you.

Pretty sure it’s just Elon embracing the Elmo moniker.

Oh you want some more popular culture unhappiness along the same lines? “Happier” by Marshmello is about a young girl and her dog. They grow up together and then the dog gets old and dies when she’s a young adult.

The LA games are 2028.

And it’s really a live gameshow.

Why does urinebot need arms and hands?

Rapist is probably worse than a thief. Pedophile is arguably worse than a rapist. Not sure where to slot traitor in there.

I bought a product (2pk actually) the other day that had mini-usb ports . . .

My vote would go to TLC.

TBH when testing new audio equipment the first thing I play is probably something none of you have ever heard of but it has good range and is one of my favorite workout songs (great adrenaline drops). Ready to Go by Klaypex

Yeah, them and Datsun. Super reliable cars when US manufacturers were ugly slow tanks that wouldn’t make it 80,000 miles.

The compact cars probably being the Fiesta and the Focus. The Fiesta is almost a perfect vehicle. Small but comfy for four decent sized occupants. Great gas mileage. Super reliable motor (I have one with 219,000 miles that’s never even needed a tune-up yet–5 speed manual). They put ultra shitty automatic transmissions in them that failed after 35,000 miles so all the good was nullified by that boneheaded decision. Of course you always run the risk of being turned into a grease pancake by bro-dozers all day every day when driving a car in the US.

P.S. Actually the average american would be benefited from that

Ford has been busy corporate decisioning itself into irrelevance for decades now. The only reason Ford is even still around is the F series.

They went through a period in the 90s where they had a huge leap in quality and almost matched Japanese imports of the time. I’d say GM is the only one who’s drivetrain quality is still on any comparable level with Asian imports. Ford gets some parts really right but then their beancounters make really dumb cuts to critical components that make many of their vehicles near lemons. I can’t think of a worse car manufacturer in the world right now than Stellantis, and they aren’t an American company anyway.

That is certainly their wet dream, now that they can’t easily just move their manufacturing to China and reap all of the benefits like they could 70s - 90s.

The older you are when you begin trying to learn a foreign language the harder it is. Like almost everything, actually.

That holster is reserved for Putin.

The one that they’re still trying to make a believable deepfake of him hanging himself.