Admiral Patrick
I’m surprisingly level-headed for being a walking knot of anxiety.
Ask me anything.
Special skills include: Knowing all the “na na na nah nah nah na” parts of the Three’s Company theme.
I also develop Tesseract UI for Lemmy/Sublinks
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Under the most ideal circumstances, how 'clean' is drinkable tap water by the time it reaches our taps?English
31·6 days agoI mean, if you’re not shitting your guts out after drinking a glass of tap water, then it’s clean enough.
Pure water tastes like…nothing. The minerals and such give it the good, crisp taste.
That said, my water is so hard it has comparable calcium to a glass of milk.
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90s Music@lemmy.world•Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of...) [1999]English
6·6 days agoFun fact: It took me forever to jump into Mambo #5 because I hadn’t listened to Mambos 1-4.
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90s Music@lemmy.world•Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of...) [1999]English
4·6 days agoThat’s hilarious, and I totally understand. I listened to this song 4 times this evening and finally posted it. There’s probably still a little dopamine left in the tank if I’d play it a 5th.
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Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world•After 2 months of being care givers for my mom's 37 year old plant, I'm proud to announce it's still aliveEnglish
5·6 days agoThe mother plant is always special. Even with a black thumb they’re usually pretty easy to care for. Here’s hoping it lives another 37 years.
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Dullsters@dullsters.net•Replaced my hot water heater on short notice todayEnglish
4·6 days agoOof. I literally know your pain.
I want to go solar so badly, and yeah, the heat pump model was toward that goal. I may still go ahead and put money aside for it (they’re like $1500+ and this gas one was $500). I could probably Craigslist the gas one and get a little bit of money back I suppose.
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Dullsters@dullsters.net•Replaced my hot water heater on short notice todayEnglish
4·7 days agoI just got the old one disconnected and pulled out and the new one unboxed, and thankfully everything is in the exact same spots and same sizes/threads as the old one. After I eat a quick bite, I’m gonna clean behind and around where it goes and should have the new one installed shortly after. 🤞
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Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world•After 2 months of being care givers for my mom's 37 year old plant, I'm proud to announce it's still aliveEnglish
19·7 days agoPothoses are pretty resilient and easy to propagate if even a small part of them is still alive. Glad yours is bouncing back. One of mine is from a cutting from my grandmother’s pothos. Hers doesn’t have any sentimental value, but I laugh because I know she most likely prop-lifted it from Lowes or Walmart or somewhere 😀
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Dullsters@dullsters.net•Replaced my hot water heater on short notice todayEnglish
5·7 days agoYep, at least according to the images of the one I just bought so here’s hoping this goes smoothly. Hopefully the intake/output connections are the same size too. It didn’t list them and I didn’t have time to read the manual without missing the same-day delivery cutoff.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What old person thing do you do now that you wouldn't have guessed you'd do when you were younger?English
15·8 days agoThat’s basically me. Wake me when it’s time to:
- Eat
- Hand out gifts
- Go home
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•There should be an indicator when an instance no longer federates with a community besides posts no longer loadingEnglish
12·7 days agoAdded :) I also disabled the “Create Post” button if the community is on a defederated instance even though, technically, you can still post to your instance’s local copy (it just won’t federate).
Edit: This only works one way. i.e. it can only know if your instance is defederated from the community’s. If the community’s instance is defederated from yours, there will be no indicator because there’s no way to do it without a remote lookup which is both unreliable and inefficient at scale.

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Fediverse@lemmy.world•There should be an indicator when an instance no longer federates with a community besides posts no longer loadingEnglish
44·8 days agoYou mean like if there’s a community called
!cats@example.comand your home instance no longer federates with the instanceexample.com?If so, I’ll add that to Tesseract as it sounds useful.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the craziest/meanest thing someone has said to you or called you online. (excluding one off slurs)English
221·9 days agoTwo in the same vein:
- Someone once assumed that I used a code prettier by asking for my
.prettierrc. Nope. I just write pretty code and was legit offended at that. - Multiple times I’ve been called an AI because I (checks notes) write out my thoughts in full sentences.
There’s been worse, but I’m quick to block, and I don’t dwell on things. It’s actually pretty easy when you step back and think about the kind of person who would go online make personal attacks like that. Once you have that mental image, you quickly realize you don’t give a flying fuck what that person has to say about anything.
- Someone once assumed that I used a code prettier by asking for my
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Why do people go out of their way to dodge manhole covers while driving?English
30·11 days agoIn my city, they just keep paving over the old asphalt, so the manhole covers are like 6 inches deep in some places. Hitting one of those in my sedan is not pleasant.
Dude! Awesome! On all fronts, awesome.
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90s Music@lemmy.world•"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise [1996]English
2·14 days agoBad Hair Day is probably my favorite album. It was also the first album I bought b/c of Amish Paradise.
Also, every once in a while, “Everything You Know is Wrong” will randomly pop into my head.
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Dullsters@dullsters.net•My Kill-A-Watt wattmeter let me know that I was using more power than my circuit supportedEnglish
9·15 days agoIf it was a kitchen outlet, it may have been a 20A (2400 watt) circuit. Still, a kettle and space heater at the same time would still have been stressing that.
Did it show you the combined wattage or max out at 1800?
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Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world•Bought a secondhand laptop and spent all evening trying to get the sound workingEnglish
1·15 days agoI usually do that, too, but didn’t bother this time since it’s a slightly different model but uses the same motherboard as my old work-issue laptop, and I already knew everything worked in Linux except the fingerprint sensor. Only fired up the W11 install it came with to make sure it wasn’t DOA and wiped it immediately after – I just forgot to check the speakers lol.



















Yeah. On the surface it seems like it would be a positive. But in practice, it shields people from criticism of their behavior.
Yeah, yeah, “use your words” and all that, but some comments are just so brain-dead or trollish that they’re not worth a response, and even a downvote is expending far more effort than the comment is worth. So the person who made it sees 3 upvotes but not the 50 downvotes, so their takeaway is that “wow, 3 people liked my braindead comment” rather than everyone except 3 people hated it.
I get the appeal of disabling downvotes, but if I say something stupid, I wanna know.