Where are the other 20million voters that didn’t show?

Or just don’t.

lol fuck every tourist in the ass sideways I guess.

That’s not how telecommunications work at all. You always have backwards compatibility and you don’t need perfect latency or beam forming to make an emergency call. Don’t kid yourself it is solely to fuck with consumers and to make more money somehow.

Telcos in Australia have so far been the worst money grabbing vultures that I’ve ever seen. Like these motherfuckers would lock a PoE line to the MAC address of an networkadapter, so that you could use one machine and nothing more.

Please someone introduce the idea of ‘real men shit standing’ or ‘I shit my ground standing’ to toxic masculine MAGA people and make it a thing. 🙏

If the idea of masculinity is getting challenged by sitting down to pee theres a whole shit ton of other more urgent problems mate 😹

I thought The dude mistook fire for burned toast and Everett just k.o.ed a guy having a stroke

Imagine paying 30k$ so that some guy in India gives you regular handjobs 🤦

Now imagine that’s your job 🤦

Tbf the other comics are edgy to a point where it becomes funny. I’ve been expecting some outrageous twist in the last panel, but he’s just missing his dog. So yeah this is an unexpected 10/10 and kick you right in the feels because it makes you remember names. Well played sir cyanide&happiness

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Do you have an only fans?

I know you don’t realize how incredibly cheap food (even meat) is in Germany, that’s ok.

Phone keyboard ate the 2… it’s a /32 block ipv6

We were offered a /32(?) for like 1000$/yr… sounds like a good deal tbh

We are going full v6 with SIIT-DC (rfc7755) with our next hardware refresh. Our mother site doesn’t but we don’t care what they do as that’s not our problem

The super Mario bros. Movie

Well don’t forget the diesel emission scandal. They’ll happily cheat for profit as hard as possible.

It’s literally just Markov chains with extra steps

That’s Berlin riot police… around 20:18, can’t see which station

Can’t wait for him to run again in 4 years