UTC is now UTU - universal uncoordinated time

Let’s not forget that they outright assassinated two sitting Dem congresspeople just 1 year ago.

“I found something at the store.”

Exactly

What about my conda?

AIncels would cry that they killed their waifus and be driven to ride a sewer slide 🥀

Hey, that’s not cool! 😡

need video for the second line too

The US started on the world stage fighting Barbary pirates, now en route off the stage becoming Pirates of the Caribbean

It was better when it was just ifs and for loops and runs on potatoes and does actually useful things.

a hasta barista

I read somewhere that gases in the colon that are not expelled gets absorbed into the bloodstream and expelled from the lungs i.e. if you don’t fart it out you’d be breathing it out.

I computo on my mobilek till I flopis

Was about to say, the last list is outdated.

sigh how do I opt out of all this?

It’ll only feel simultaneously right but also wrong if it smells like garlic

It’s already done.

Wolf science needs more scrutiny on its claims, ever since the alpha male paper which did an incredible amount of damage to society.

The humble rope:

everything’s a ritual object in archeology… even things fashioned to be phallic in size and shape and with detectable traces of lubricating oils…