Yeah fucking right mate, I’ll believe it when I see these rich fucks in prison (i.e literally when hell freezes over)

I was pretty sure that thumbnail was some sort of small gnome in a robe with a pointy hat before I zoomed in lol

Why, what did he do?

Ah brilliant, the Marketing team have really put their heads together on this one.

Jesus, this is still going? I think I’d quite like to see a version that isn’t broadcast, and where the unsuccessful candidates get thrown into a woodchipper. Along with the successful ones.

Since when have the Heinz beans been spelt with a z?? But also this is horrifying and unnerving.

y’all yeehaw snickerdoodle yeehaaw pew pew bang bang y’all 🤠🤠🤠🤠

True! Anyway, I don’t think enjoying winding up the sticks in the mud on here is any bad thing. Wouldn’t worry about it mate, fill your boots.

Plenty of time on your hands then 😂

Honestly, I love this. I think it’s fun!

innit bad luck to open an umbrella indoors?

Any man who can shit with his back exposed is a braver man than I

Jesus, drivers these days. Come on guys, it’s unsafe to be drinking tea like that - you could burn yourself, and then get distracted and crash! Think of the other road users. Be better. It’s much safer to drink something cool and refreshing, like an ice-cold Stella or a Carling.

Fortunately we have no goat, donkey, or horse? It’s a doner kebab – I’ve gotta be honest, if I’m eating a doner kebab, I’m not really all that concerned.

Also goat is delicious, horse is fine, and I’m sure donkey is just another meat.

Those look great! I have thought about front-end testing before but was a little unsure of how to really implement it. I’ll give this another look. Thanks!

I love it

Oh come on man, come over! It’ll be fun! Feel the carpet in between your toes; especially in the bathroom.

man if somebody went over my apartment with a UV light right now it would immediately blind the entire street

I just legitimately love it and I’m sorry about my awful taste