During my adolescence, MTV played music videos. Although they had started “Real World” and “Road Rules.”

A weirdo on the social media site formerly known as Twitter. He’s not allowed on TV anymore.

Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead. So does that mean he was a lich before the crucifixion?

I’ve had two LG phones that had a fingerprint sensor/power button on the backside of the phone. I miss that arrangement. The button/sensor was way more ergonomic. My index finger would naturally end up in that spot when I pick up the phone. I find the screen fingerprint readers are more awkward and less reliable, especially once you add a screen protector. Unfortunately, LG got out of the smartphone business. Just because a feature is newer tech doesn’t mean it is better.

Just get a Detroit Electric Model 82.

“I think often times the judicial division gets kind of the label of it’s safe because we’re serving papers. There’s nothing safe about judicial. You are dealing with people’s emotions each and every day,” explained Sheriff Johnson III.

The sheriff seems to care more about the safety of his deputies than the morality of dragging elderly people out of their home.

He does acknowledge that they are ousting someone from their home. But it is only brought up to reinforce the statement about safety.

“You’re taking someone’s home away. That’s their last stand like that. I can tell you the first time I bought my first piece of property, how proud I was to be a homeowner. That is the American dream. And you’re taking that away from somebody. You talk about a world of emotion. [I’m] extremely proud of our deputies because we really go above and beyond to try to help our citizens along the way.”

Je suis americain. Please cook my steak again.

The IDF’s policy seems to be, “Kill them all. Let Yahweh sort them out.”

Every Ryan Reynolds character is basically Van Wilder. https://youtu.be/j_6bscCG7OA?si=7EThhsfuqTM8GYnd

I believe Oregon recently legalized psychedelic mushrooms. You can always grow your own too. You just have to find a source for spores or clones.Although, that would be considered illegal in just about every state. Edit: Apparently, spores are legal to purchase in every US state, except California, Idaho and Georgia. https://www.leafly.com/news/health/how-to-buy-shroom-spores

Intentionally infect yourself with licecrabs.

This comic reminds me of a children’s book called “Click, Clack, Moo. Cows That Type” In the story the cows use a typewriter to demand blankets from the farmer. They withhold their milk until the farmer gives in to their demands. At the end of the book the chickens threaten to withhold their eggs.

Yes https://lemmy.ca/post/10670789

Flies serve many roles in nature. They help spread beneficial bacteria and mushroom spores. They are also food sources for various small animals, insects and arachnids. Sure they are annoying and creepy, but they have a place.

The plaque forms as a result of bacteria eating the sugars that stay on your teeth. Most dentists in my life have recommended brushing right after eating.

If they didn’t want to get bombed, then they shouldn’t have been born brown/Arab. /s

I HATE the shuffle button on Spotify. It used to be better. I have a Playlist that I used to listen to with the ‘enhanced’ shuffle. Spotify would add similar songs into the queue. It was nice. Now Spotify just plays the same 20 songs or so, over and over again. My Playlist has over 200 songs without even adding the variety into the queue. I’ve started actively removing songs because they are all I hear. This isn’t how listening to music should work.

Why doe Tessa Thompson look like her MIB character, instead of looking like Valkyrie?

My newer Vizio will not default to hdmi. It always brings up the menu, where you have to scroll through a bunch of ads to get to your apps and input options. The apps randomly change order. Sometimes you even get a pop-up ad when you first turn it on. I wish I had never bought the damned TV.

there’s no way to opt out

Yes there is a way to opt out. Just opt out of Facebook and Meta products all together.