Hark! I have laid waste to these kibble bits! Feed upon their oblivion.

GOOD POST FELLOW HUMAN. LET’S ALL NAME A VITAL ORGAN WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT.

I see these signs often in small businesses! Depends on where you are, but I pay cash at these stores to help out.

I wish to volunteer for ham truck duties.

Ah, the North Pole. The furthest point from Polar Bear- (Dramatic Polar Bear backflip attack)

If Jaws had the shark poppin a woodie it would have been 73% more terrifying.

We’re rampin up production captain, but she can’t take much more!

Here is a breakthrough in mathematics right quick. It’s 1+1=1 because the two ones have been fused together to make a longer number but it’s still one.

Ah nuts!

I wonder if this would work in a hostage situation.

I was hoping for a 20$ fairy that sprinkles magic in the air.

And cats in window sills now a-bed shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here, and hold their cathoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Garfield’s day.

I hope this dude constantly finds 20$ bills around his house.

And the lord did bless them Tig Biddies on high, and the people did cheer.

Mostly commute to a soulless corporate building.

Part of being an adult is making wackadoodle decisions and eating things you later regret.

If you mix up the salt and put in sugar it can ruin things.

AI put the entire internet on my machine!

The Americans will summon quarts or some other unholy measurement.

Be that as that may, one of our candidates knows a guy who works here so you have no chance.