Tutant meenage neetle teetles!

Absolutely gorgeous. It goes to show how wonderful a space can be if you design it right.

Hickory smoked boner.

The after picture looks so much more welcoming, clean, and active. Like the place is suddenly more alive.

A rare turbo pregnancy!

Oh! This one jar that is freakin stuck super bad.

You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.

Lime Green Skittle Script:

(Bond opens the ring)
Bond: Damn. I’ve been…Skittled.
(Bond music opening)
HE HAS A RING.
A LITTLE GOLDEN RING.
FILLED WITH ONE.
AND ONLY ONE.
LIME GREEN SKITTLE.

Sorry Nike, but turn your logo upside down, kick off those sneakers and light up a NEWPORT.

The violent rumbling is actually a relaxing massage.

Non, monsieur. Eye vill not recommend a wine for yur chickon streeps.

It pays off in the moment but then you die to death the next day.

(A girl is born)
Doc: BRING FORWARD THE LARGEST BOW.

We need more militant soup activists.

This is by a wide margin one of the most hard hitting sandwiches to ever play the game.

This looks incredible!

Some say they’re feisty, but I think they work great as a team.

If someone enjoys something I say let them enjoy it. Seems like an interesting combination but not something I need to go out and try immediately.

Las Depresiones

My wife will just slowly scoot over to me while she’s in blanket cocoon mode and then lean on me.