Put spoon in mouth over tongue without touching it, then turn it over.

I at least knew what that part meant.

Not all video games are twitch shooters.

Oh, LOOTERS! Took me a minute.

Yup, I was at work in Albany at the time and called my mom in California and told her to turn on the TV.

Wrong thread, I think. So what were you doing hours before you found out about it?

Yeah, many have said it’s not depicting Saturn or his son at all and that it’s not a male he’s eating. Only the artist knew for sure.

But I’m pretty sure when people are called chicken, it is not supposed to mean the male cock.

“Chicken” has no gender, so either a rooster or hen makes the most sense depending on the gender of whoever you’re insulting.

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His head smashed in

And his heart cut out

And his liver removed

And his bowels unplugged

And his nostrils raped

And his bottom burnt off

And his Toad…

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“…or a woman, or not white.”

Same here. And Bane gets a lot of screen time in Kite Man: Hell Yeah!, too.

Americans and their fucking obsession with guns. It’s so, so, stupid.

we have millions of people pouring into our country from prisons and jails, from mental institutions and insane asylums

My favorite part is the reason this dumb fuck says that is he doesn’t understand what “political asylum” is.

Now whenever I see Bane, I hear him speaking with this one’s voice. “What about my pasta maker??”

“We’re not just magpies, we’re masterminds of mayhem!”