Nobody tell him

Look at the satisfaction on Garfield’s face, too

The fact that you don’t understand doesn’t mean I have an obligation to spoonfeed it to you

You mean the web, not the internet. And no, they’re not the only reason, they just help facilitate consumer protection in ways that happen to be mutually beneficial—not motivated by altruism. There are a lot of people who work a lot harder than the EU, often for free, who are much more responsible for the web and the internet itself being in a decent state and being worth caring about.

Lucky for me I don’t give a shit what the EU thinks

The initial Android Jellybean version of the blobmojis are the only emojis that have ever been good, before or since

You can get 32GB of laptop RAM for like $60 to $80 if you find sales, and even one 16GB stick would be an upgrade for you. Modern bloat is so bad that having 8 gigs of RAM is the equivalent of having 4 a few years ago.

pay

Might be indie rock. I’ll never forget going to 4chan /mu/ and seeing a guy argue that music should be unpleasant and hard to listen to if you really care about it, because then your opinion on the “sonic experience” isn’t being compromised by pleasure, citing the godawful singer of Neutral Milk Hotel as enriching the band more than a good singer would have. Called Death Grips “entry-level” music for tweens before you’re ready to graduate to experimental non-melodic field recordings of harsh noise.

but it’s unreasonable to let children get any label they ask for. They may ask for genuinely horrific shit.

Usually by little shitheads with MAGA parents. I occasionally inspect the containment instances and have seen more than a few people with neopronouns made out of slurs. People who underestimate the depravity of children are in for a rude awakening when a chinless doughball with a name like Brantlee Klansmyn Tyler insists he’s transracial and must be called “nigself” or his mom will sue the school board.

I’m actually responsible for doing that, I can remove any old app if you PayPal me $100 (no guarantees, all sales final)

Most intelligent ancap

People who make decisions like this don’t know what a sitemap is. They probably think CNET is an app.

You can also just dissolve a shitload of styrofoam plates and cups in a 1:1 mixture of rubbing alcohol and gasoline, if you don’t live near a gas station with a kerosene pump. You can start very wet wood that way, but I wouldn’t use it to cook.

Today, a Lemming did not learn what a thesis statement is.

It’s not, I installed it in the U.S. just fine.

Fuck all, just more rumors and innuendo from some jackass that won’t back it up

The internet, or the web? Me and the other gopher/Gemini weirdos are gonna be fine.