HAREM: Elsie Hewitt, Sadie Sink, Jenna Coleman, Candice Swanepoel, Jaime Pressly, Nina Dobrev.

The user humungous_badonkers just uploaded like 10 reposts at the same time, that shouldn’t be allowed it drowns out other people’s posts and explicitly discouraged by lemmy’s rules

now u gotta buy a lottery ticket haha

Ejaculation 1: Billie Eilish (44% Fertility). Scenario: Romantic Evening. No Children.
Ejaculation 2: Madison Beer (48% Fertility). Scenario: Bathub Sex. 1 Child.
Ejaculation 3: Sabrina Carpenter (48% Fertility). Scenario: Threesome. Partner: Iliza Shlesinger. 1 Child.
Ejaculation 4: Aulii Cravalho (69% Fertility). Scenario: Romantic Evening. No Children.
Ejaculation 5: Kathryn Newton (67% Fertility). Scenario: Romantic Evening. No Children.
Ejaculation 6: Ester Exposito (56% Fertility). Scenario: Rough Bondage. 1 Child.
Ejaculation 7: Natalie Alyn Lind (47% Fertility). Scenario: Threesome. Partner: Lupita Nyongo. 1 Child.
Ejaculation 8: Kira Kosarin (60% Fertility). Scenario: Spit Roast. 1 Child.
Ejaculation 9: Kendall Jenner (57% Fertility). Scenario: Romantic Evening. 2 Children.
Ejaculation 10: Ariel Winter (21% Fertility). Scenario: Threesome. Partner: Jennifer Morrison. 2 Children.
Ejaculation 11: Hailee Steinfeld (37% Fertility). Scenario: Spit Roast. No Children.
Ejaculation 12: Elizabeth Gillies (38% Fertility). Scenario: Sex Over Table. No Children.
Ejaculation 13: Madelaine Petsch (25% Fertility). Scenario: Threesome. Partner: Elsa Pataky. No Children.

Total Children: 9.
GOOD ENDING
Celebration Orgy: Dove Cameron, Kiersey Clemons, Iman Vellani, Willa Holland and Storm Reid.
Maids: Torrie Wilson and Mena Suvari.
Sex Slaves: Jaime Pressly, Tessa Thompson and Emmanuelle Chriqui.

Nice to know the girl from the airport went to the same city!

heh, well its a small world I guess

Can I use my remaining 3 points to invite Olivia Cooke to come be my girlfriend back home?

no

#1: Dafnee Keen (0)

#2: Adele Exarchopoulous (2)

#3: Stana Katic (1)

#4: Emily Ratajkowski (4)

#5: AnnaSophia Robb (2)

#6: Anne Winters (1)

#7: Leighton Meester (0)

#8: Stacy Keibler (2)

#9: Mary Elizabeth Winstead & Amanda Crew (1)

#10: Jasmine Thompson (0)

#11: Olivia Culpo (2)

#12: Jessica Parker Kennedy (1)

Round of 16

Match: 1: Katheryn Winnick (CANADA) vs. Karol G (COLOMBIA). Karol wins. Sex at a nude beach.
Match: 2: Jeon Somi (SOUTH KOREA) vs. Lea Seydoux (FRANCE). Jeon wins. Sex in a night club bathroom.
Match: 3: Priyanka Chopra (INDIA) vs. Carolina Crescentini (ITALY). Carolina wins. Sex in a car.
Match: 4: Lais Ribeiro (BRAZIL) vs. Momo (JAPAN). Lais wins. Sex at a penthouse.
Match: 5: Diane Kruger (GERMANY) vs. Natalia Vodianova (RUSSIA). Natalia wins. Sex in a kitchen.
Match: 6: Charlize Theron (SOUTH AFRICA) vs. Dua Lipa (UK). Dua wins. Sex in front of a camera.
Match: 7: Bar Refaeli (ISRAEL) vs. Ester Exposito (SPAIN). Bar wins. Sex after yoga.
Match: 8: Barbara Palvin (HUNGARY) vs. Ariana Grande (USA). Ariana wins. Sex on a boat.

Round of 8

Match: 1: Karol G (COLOMBIA) vs. Jeon Somi (SOUTH KOREA). Jeon wins. Sex near a walking trail.
Match: 2: Carolina Crescentini (ITALY) vs. Lais Ribeiro (BRAZIL). Lais wins. Sex in a kitchen.
Match: 3: Natalia Vodianova (RUSSIA) vs. Dua Lipa (UK). Dua wins. Happy Ending Massage
Match: 4: Bar Refaeli (ISRAEL) vs. Ariana Grande (USA). Ariana wins. Sex in a night club bathroom.

Semi Finals

Match: 1: Jeon Somi (SOUTH KOREA) vs. Lais Ribeiro (BRAZIL). Lais wins. Sex at a love hotel.
Match: 2: Dua Lipa (UK) vs. Ariana Grande (USA). Ariana wins. Sex in the shower.

Final

Lais Ribeiro (BRAZIL) vs. Ariana Grande (USA). Ariana wins. Sex with bondage involved.

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Did you see the new Sophie Turner pic cuz shes ripped af now. I woulda chosen her over Maisie

This is a game I made a couple years back

DAY 1

Shower sex: Milana Vayntrub. Pool Hangout: Underwater Handjob from Meghan Markle. Madison Beer rides you. Alison Brie gives you a titjob. You fuck Mia Goth from behind.

Golf Course: Anal Sex with Dove Cameron. Tent Sex: Jessica Biel. Movie: Blowjob from Deepika Padukone. Cocktail Party: Lapdance from Rita Ora.

Bedroom Sex with Kelly Rohrbach. Foreplay: Pegging, Titfuck… Sex Acts: Face Fuck, Missionary, Pronebone.

DAY 2

Morning Yoga: Sex with Milana Vayntrub. Tennis: Had sex with Halston Sage. Skinny Dipping: Sex with Alison Brie. **Canoe: Sex with Melissa Rauch.

Foursome: Group sex with Kimberley Garner, Hailee Steinfeld, Deepika Padukone. Gloryhole: Christina Hendricks.Bathroom Sex: Dominique McElligott. Bedroom Sex with Gemma Arterton. Foreplay: Pegging, Thigh Job.Sex Acts: Face Fuck, Missionary, Side Fuck.

DAY 3

Hot Tub Sex: Melissa Rauch.Relay Race: Did not Win. Emmy Rossum gives you a blowjob. Masseuse: Rita Ora. Hiking: Sex with Halston Sage.

Nurse Sex: Katee Sackhoff. Movie: Sex with Selena Gomez.Party: Double BJ from Rita Ora & Madison Beer. Lapdance from Halston Sage. Doggystyle with Selena Gomez. Night Threesome: Emma Raducanu and Madison Beer.

Wife: Halston Sage.

Barbara Palvin (4)

Bryce Dallas Howard (4)

Adria Arjona (3)

Vica Kerekes (2)

Laura Marano (2)

Deepthroat: Natalia Dyer

Titfuck: Milana Vayntrub

Cowgirl: Kira Kosarin

Reverse Cowgirl: Eiza Gonzalez

Amazon: Emma Roberts

Missionary: Rachel Pizzolato

Doggystyle: Madelaine Petsch

You only did 4 moves, you should end up with 6 celebs

Christina Hendricks -> Alexis Bledel -> Natalie Matrinez -> Evangeline Lilly -> Margaret Qualley -> Sophie Nélisse

Scarlett Johansson: Black Widow (5)

Scarlett Johansson: Janet Leigh (4)

Alice Eve: Molly McCleish (2)

Sydney Sweeney: Cassie (4)

Margot Robbie: Naomi Lapaglia (4)

Elizabeth Debicki: Jordan Baker (1)

Harem:
Kat Dennings (12)
Emilia Clarke (12)
Kryster Ritter (8)
Hunter King (8)
Alicia Silverstone (5)
Grace Van Dien (3)
Chi Pu (3)

Fuck Once a Month:
Sophie Turner (6)
Eva Green (5)
Gillian Jacobs (4)
Genevieve Morton (3)

Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Arched

Olivia Wilde, Anal

Ava Max, Cowgirl

Jutta Leerdam, Star

Nina Agdal, Reverse Cowgirl

Shay Mitchell, Missionary

Willa Holland, Arched

Jessica Henwick, Reverse Cowgirl

Emma Watson, Cowgirl

Woah you went all out with those links, nice pics and songs as well.

Just a small thing: since you chose robbery as your area of crime, you can only choose 2 celebs from under the robbery category. Pia Wurtzbach is under the pimping category so you can’t choose her.

Crime: Robbery (+2 Risk). Ariel Winter & Kelly Brook (+4)

Daughter of Crime Boss: Madison Beer (+2)

Proving your worth: Yvvone Strahvoski (+1)

The Side Chick: Rooney Mara (+0)

Drug Delivery: Taylor Marie Hill (+1)

The Lookout: Ellie Kemper (+0)

The Masseuse: Vica Kerekes

Resort Baddie: Frieda Pinto

Armoured Car Robbery: Alison Brie & Anna Kendrick (+3)

Total Risk: 13 —> Good Ending

Models: Irina Shayk & Alexis Ren

Actresses: Miranda Cosgrove & Jessica Biel

Bodyguards: Rebecca Romijn & Cameron Diaz

Anyway, are we allowed to mix-and-match mentors and students?

no

Past: Undercover Agent (+2 Charisma)

Preparing for Mission: Hayley Atwell (+1 Stealth)

Gathering Intel: Katheryn Winnick (+1 Physical)

A Foriegn Destination: Paulina Gaitan (+2 Stealth)

First Target: USE 1 Physical (-1 Physical, +1 Secrecy)

Attending the Party: Dafne Keen (+3 Stealth)

Second Target: Use 1 Stealth (-1 Stealth, +1 Secrecy)

Missile Silo: Jenna Coleman (+3 Charisma)

Third Target: Use 1 Charisma (-1 Charisma, +1 Stealth)

Final Confrontation: Game Over