You’re doing that thing again where you secretly have a bit of hope that justice will prevail. Headlines like this give you that little hit of dopamine, don’t they.

Alabama is the anus of the usa.

promise of golden showers of prosperity in return

Trickle down. We got golden showers, just not the kind you’re describing

Western women

I got the letters wrong. I accidentally joined the 4H Club

The only consistent feature in all your failed attempts is you.

Bok bok!

Would you be willing to donate $10 to Amazon?

This has been the cycle. But now the cycle will change from ruining the economy to ruining the economy and democracy itself. Once trump is done ratfucking the country for 4 years, the dems will get blamed.

Pra ba jeeba

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Obtuse? Get in the hole. Two months.

Yes. Even in defeat and staring into the abyss the misinformation and grandstanding continues.

Trying to envision that physically but seems like a recursive paradox. If you lived inside your own asshole then your asshole would be in your asshole, etc. You need 4 dimensional vector space to solve it.

Are you universal monk?

What? No tiddies?

Would this face lie to you?

Stonekeeper, does this chattering animal speak for you?

in fucking ruins

It will somehow just be “the democrats fault” or those pesky brown invaders. And will fire up the base to vote in another shitclown.

Wouldn’t extinction be an up?