I can no longer find the head of the human centipede that is maga.

He’s not even white.

I wonder if they’ve reached out to Dave Coulier in his fragile state.

He can’t take it on the chin.

You mean like Mormons?

Yeah… I don’t care. I watch a movie and accept it for what it is. If I’m entertained for a few hours, great. If not, meh. I don’t need critical opinion.

Last seen headed toward Myrtle Beach in a Geo Metro.

You didn’t include any of the dictator on day one promises.

It wasn’t long ago that I heard that analytics was about to be replaced by AI.

Call it a hunch. But I doubt it would be the first time he’s hit a woman.

And I think he may have even said to not change it for him. I could be wrong though.

The most versatile note pad in existence…

His emerald mine slaves may have to eat dog to survive.

I’m in my late forties. I have a regular boring, bull shit life like the rest of you jerk-offs. And I’m fucking tired.

And they expect me to believe this nearly twice my age, bloated saggy diaper is somehow healthier and more energetic than me? What’s he pumped up on besides inflated ego and McCrack?

As an American… An American leopard?

Participation trophies

I’m just surprised they could find enough women willing to be in the same room with him.

Look at Mitch McConnell and tell me that’s not a reanimated corpse.

Diane Feinstein and Mitch McConnell both served in Congress well after they died.

I hope his ROI on this is worse than his Twitter purchase.