You might be confusing Big Ben which is a 🔔 with someone that confuses Tower Bridge with London Bridge, who is the end of a 🔔

In a way it’s a shame Mohamed Al Fayed isn’t still around, he’d have been fucking livid 😀 (That is of course the only way in which it’s a shame)

A dinner service comprises plates, dishes, etc. What do you imagine that crockery is made from? 🙂

And just below this article in my subscribed feed 😀

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Presumably he didn’t contest the allegation that he was a cunt.

Should have stuck to sheep, wouldn’t have raised an eyebrow in his part of the world.

Any story about a children’s entertainer inevitably reminds me of Coco the Scab 😀 https://youtu.be/s1VvF9ziXNI?feature=shared

Not the definition of breeding you were thinking, no wellies involved.

They have laws that explode now?

My ex stabbed herself through the palm of her hand separating frozen burgers. Severed the tendon to her middle finger. She was a chef by profession 🙄

This is my local line. To be honest the squirrels were probably just stunned that the train turned up in the first place.

Shouldn’t come as a surprise. It’s been known for a long time that many members of the mammal species Homo Sapiens are able to speak out of the same orifice 🙂

In other news police in the Japanese city of Nagoya are investigating the mysterious disappearance of some valuable diamonds from a local museum.

There was a BT one adjacent to the night club in Caversham where the back of it was completely rusted out and it stank of piss. That wasn’t due to dogs though. A real fucking delight to have to work in it 🙁

I avoided seeing it. As I remarked to a similar post in Another Place, were you expecting anything different?

Surely no one can be surprised? Have you seen how many building sites there are in London?

Buy 4 of the one on the left, you’ll be quids in 🙂

Simple, servants 🙂

I think it’s the block of flats that’s Art Deco rather than the interior of that particular one, which is as you say more Louis Quatorze. If he’d been from Essex.