get real that would never happen

god is known for doing genocide

i hate Linux (users) as much as the next guy but my windows pc wouldnt stay asleep if i gave it an od of ambien

it wakes up randomly throughout the night fairly often

“linux is more capable but its just not capable of running anything”

yeah im more than capable to run a marathon. i have two legs. i am not able to run a marathon. having the means to run one doesnt put me in the same party as people that have ran a marathon.

aka linux users coping like usual

u fool if the plugs functioned consistently and were made intelligently that might cost extra money and would DEMOLISH the rich peoples pockets we cant have that. who’s gonna profit off my taxes?

im cpr certified and technically have the knowledge to “save” a choking person as i work a “safety job”. i often wonder if id actually be able to do it in a real situation. shits scary i hope kiddos ok.

i feel like hes almost too articulate even in his typos for this to be non parody. this sounds like a non stupid guy making a joke for religious idiots to fall for.

“some of you may die, but thats a sacrifice im willing to make”

ugh welcome to earth where the only way to have a healthy “economy” is for people to suffer. but we cant seem to just live in peace and help eachother out without monetary benefits. so people are forced to suffer because of greedy bastards.

LETS GO WE NAILED IT GUYS

more like people in America sometimes eat it. just like how people everywhere sometimes do everything and stupid nationalism only divides everybody more.

windows 11 able to play games that linux distros cant*

u seem to care a lot more about it than anyone else

most folks just downvote and probably half read. i wouldnt worry about downvotes theyre not even tracked.

i hardly use lemmy compared to rif but i was under the belief reddit content is just better but the app sucks. i was wrong turns out it all sucks. rif just gave the shit a tuxedo.

nowadays i look at reddit and the content is asisine its all the same shitty headlines and weird ask questions “how much sex does the average woodchuck have during football season?”

it feels like Facebook. lifeless and like everyone is pretending

when i ask for Christmas presents its usually please buy me this item specifically and if you dont want to buy that specific thing please tell me ill just get it myself no harm done.

but i nowadays need to know whats gotten and not gotten so i know what i can get myself versus outsource to better off family members.

ill do u one better

get so depressed you get into calisthenics then you can do full body workouts with minimal equipment alone in your room and get shredded for super cheap. given u diet but healthy foods can be cheap in bulk/cans

with his money, k is prolly the weakest chem hes on

religion is a choice for everyone no exceptions. treating someone eating bacon as a psychopath slaughtering animals isnt the same as bacon and animals are real, and the connection between the two can be studied. religious folk choose to believe something fake that cannot be studied or proved and people die for it. wars are fought over this fake garbage. meat doesnt cause wars (because the vegans are lacking the essential nutrients to fight back lol)

also i eat meat and you can call me a psychopath if you want. youre not entirely wrong officially the meat industry is terrible i just dont see me boycotting it causing a tangible change, and i like meat.

edit its important to add, anyone practicing religion gives the people that use religion to kill a platform and sets a precedent that its ok by not ostracizing them. christians like when people they don’t like are murdered. put any religion in place of christian it still works.

religion is a choice and that choice is killing people its ok to be disrespectful to public practicers of religion.

we should be laughing in their faces and mocking them because its embarassing

gimp sucks dick compared to photoshop and photoshop sucks dick compared to affinity photo.

source am graphic designer

look up cloudstream and thank me later

yo just your other 2 replies in this thread alone, im taking about you. youre the unfunny reddit compsci nerd.

“[mutters]”