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  • I simply want a new original thought never before considered by all of humanity delivered daily for free presented in a humorous, creative, colorful, childish, non controversial, edgy, mature, deep, layered, way every single day, without failure or error not even once without gratitude or credit.

    Is that to much to ask?





  • stupidcasey@lemmy.worldtoCyanide and Happiness@lemm.ee16 January 2025
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    Fun fact:

    The Eureka tree produces a fruit that looks exactly like apples but is extremely Toxic, it got its name from the first European colonists who discovered the island of Kauai shortened to Eurokau later change over the years to Eureka and is usually used as slang for I found it, as in I found this fact to be false.








  • 500 for one discount, just post an ad in the paper for couples wanting to get engaged, rent out a beach pay for a sky writer charge each viewer ~50 to have will you marry me written in the sky boom

    ~ $25,000 -Subtotal

    ~ $150 -beach rental.

    ~ $2,500 -Skywriter.


    ~ $22,350 -Profit

    Free engagement -Priceless


  • Unsustainable, from the outset it seems like a good idea and it is for one or two books and it still is until you run out of enemies at that point you have no choice but to create more enemies and the average enemy produces 300 metric tons of Co2? It is more energy efficient to not write books or use the Internet and let humanity grow illiterate this will have the unintentional benefit of sending us back to the dark age when we produced less Co2 than most of history.