I’m not convinced that MAGAs would actually see a problem with that…

Best you can hope for with people that deep in the red mindset is to discourage them from voting. They can’t bring themselves to vote for a “Dumbocrat”, but if they hate their own party’s option enough, they won’t vote for them either, just stay home in miserable despair.

That’s what we have to hope for.

You ever have a friend who just read an Eckhart Tolle book?

A preview of Lies of P 2.

This must feel so bad for the oyster.

Get to slappin’!

“I don’t know how it happened, but Woody Allen invited me out to lunch!”

“Woody Allen? Soon-Yi’s father?”

“We met in the school pick-up line!”

Pfft, losers. Old Woman God is better than both of these!

Sees sign

“Well, I guess I shouldn’t…”

“Cameras are watching”

“Okay, I’m getting mixed messages here.”

Okay, but I absolutely have pushed elevator buttons with my ass before.

Alabama sperm is built different.

I know how you feel. My main instance used to be sdf.org 😭 .

Not me. But I could use some help from Tofu.

But the ones in the back expire one day later!

Sure he seems nice, but he brought a box of mosquitos to the beach…

It sounds lovely, but I have trust and gender presentation issues, and I scared myself away from hookup apps. (Prior to finding my current long-term partner I was content to circulate in casual relations in my social group.)

J. Draper is so entertaining!