The Budweiser of apples.

That makes no sense. I just tried to pour out air and it’s soy sauce out of both holes.

His peak was pre-conception. It was all downhill from there.

“retiring Republican”

Have any biologists had a chance to study this? Have there been any other incidents of invertebrates suddenly growing a spine in certain situations?

“You’re all going to become obsolete” says man who could be replaced by 200 lines of Python code and a Spirit Halloween wig.

I’m not a great lip reader, but that woman in red on the back left looks like she says “That’s true” right after he says it.

He’s making fun of you, Barbara.

“Republican,” “kids,” and “without permission” seems to be a share of terms I see together often.

Hey, your boss asks you to do something, you do it.

This is what we’re dealing with in Colorado.

I wish I could file suit against this woman for the 60 seconds of time I wasted having to double check the wording and mark “no” on all of the culture war bullshit.

“They can take out a city. Let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego,” Trump said to applause from the crowd.

Trump is an idiot, but the bigger problem is the fact he still has people cheering for his BS.

Microsoft seems to be doing well enough fucking themselves.

Edit: I just looked at their stock. The world makes no sense.

Trumpian quantum superposition. Only when you observe him does he collapse into one state or the other.

Anime plot-ass government.

Because of the fucking children.

In its natural state: screaming at something.

Defending Rapists is basically a free spot on the bingo card.

Vice President JD Vance thinks…

I’ll stop there.

You haven’t done one fucking positive thing.

Edit: …on purpose