“You’re all going to become obsolete” says man who could be replaced by 200 lines of Python code and a Spirit Halloween wig.

I’m not a great lip reader, but that woman in red on the back left looks like she says “That’s true” right after he says it.

He’s making fun of you, Barbara.

“Republican,” “kids,” and “without permission” seems to be a share of terms I see together often.

Hey, your boss asks you to do something, you do it.

This is what we’re dealing with in Colorado.

I wish I could file suit against this woman for the 60 seconds of time I wasted having to double check the wording and mark “no” on all of the culture war bullshit.

“They can take out a city. Let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego,” Trump said to applause from the crowd.

Trump is an idiot, but the bigger problem is the fact he still has people cheering for his BS.

Microsoft seems to be doing well enough fucking themselves.

Edit: I just looked at their stock. The world makes no sense.

Trumpian quantum superposition. Only when you observe him does he collapse into one state or the other.

Anime plot-ass government.

Because of the fucking children.

In its natural state: screaming at something.

Defending Rapists is basically a free spot on the bingo card.

Vice President JD Vance thinks…

I’ll stop there.

You haven’t done one fucking positive thing.

Edit: …on purpose

Did you know someone in SES is the equivalent of a flag officer? If you forget, don’t worry. They’ll remind you.

Add it to the crime pile over there in the corner. Wait, sorry; it’s grown a bit since I last checked. You want the crime pile sitting on the horizon that looks vaguely like Mt. Whitney.

This just in: shrimp shit is being recalled.

wHaT iF tHeY nEeD iT fOr WoRk

What the fuck is this obsession with bathrooms and women’s sports? Fix fucking healthcare. Let’s start there.