Billions. Enough to choke the entire country. But if that’s the goal, then I’m happy to let him keep it all.

If not for the billionaires, why do governments exist?

Huh… Recent context has really ruined jokes like this…

Yeah! I bet he’ll never tell me to clean my room again when I’m done with him!

Wait 'til you hear what they’ve been doing to paper!

Oh shit! Do you think it’s too late to dig up my dad and prosecute him???

The only thing I remember from that video is not liking it

Ever see that horrifying video where one gator just straight up bites and death-rolls right off with another gator’s foot? Anyway, this video seems like a fun idea.

Americans tell Vance he’d be better as a boat anchor

As a citizen of fucking USA, I keep expecting to wake up one morning with bombs being dropped on us. And frankly, I fully welcome the bombs. Whatever keeps my family from reliving concentration camps.

I’ve often wondered how I would have acted during the Nazi invasion of Poland. Apparently, the answer is “become paralyzed with fear and thank my luck every day that they didn’t come for me.”

I’ve spent so much of my life trying to honor my family who died in the Holocaust by teaching kids about their lives and explaining how complacency will allow it to happen again. Yet here I am, metaphorically hiding under a blanket telling myself “but if the monster comes to get me, you know I’ll get them then!”

I hate living through all this and grown to hate myself over the snivelling inactive role I play.

Don’t forget about starving the poor so that they’ll send their kids to the mines

If working families like yours will pay the price, we’ll pay the price. And up and up until someone with “fuck you” money tells us to fuck ourselves.

“Wah, I killed democracy and now no one is left to protect me.”

Fix this fucking mess and then go fuck off in a bog or something, you goddamn snake

Why are you quoting some of my Israeli family?

A bag of rotting severed penises is worth far more than that excuse of a human

I mean, it’s NSFW even without the dick-nose

I didn’t know my mom was Babylonian

Honestly? If there are windows, I’d like to join you.

Isn’t it illegal to falsely represent yourself as an engineer in Canada?

event production company called Harbinger

Got it. The antichrist is doing Jesus things with a harbinger. I see only good results coming from this.

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