tws

And remember to wash behind your ears

Oh I agree You do not want to know what dairy does to me! (And the people around me)

I ate a salad, am I a vegetarian?

Isn’t android a Linux fork or am I misremembering?

Fair Weather Friend has gently negative connotations

Gangsta flap

High velocity pickle delivery system was my nickname when I was in college.

About a thousand years ago, a Duke came over from Normandy as part of an invasion of my country.

He even built a castle not far from where I grew up. Sadly I’m not allowed to own that castle or live in it.

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Neo and Morpheus are now building and flying spaceships about the galaxy

I’d watch it

When you love honey so much you stop wearing trousers.

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Ironically, the soles of an elephant’s foot are very sensitive

Speaking as a therapist, I am cheap.

Not professionally, it costs over £2k per year to see me weekly.

But personally, I’m cheap as F. One drink and a kind word and I’m yours for the night.

The ones where the comments don’t end in lol are usually the most mentally stimulating

Looks flat to me 😮 You saying it’s not?

I have a similar addiction to dihydrogen monoxide.

Especially with Blu-ray

Adjust seat from when my husband used it. Adjust mirror from when my short husband moved it Put laptop bag down into the passenger footwell Fish can of drink out of my bag and put it in the holder Put phone into holder, turn on Bluetooth Turn of Bluetooth speaker Connect car Bluetooth if it hasn’t happened automatically Choose podcast or music Seatbelt on Set wipers if needed Pull away! Takes a minute, roughly