Is that you, Kamala?

Psylocybin

Kipo and the World of Wonderbeasts is entirely underrated in so many ways. Worldbuilding is one. Music is another.

Surprisingly often in NYC

Flaming nipple tassels

You read that right 😂

I’m a fire and sideshow performer weirdly enough, we’re a dying breed. I mostly do shows at bars and host my own, but every now and then I get a nicer gig that pays a bit more, like at a faire.

With pulp please

Robert Durst killed at least 3 people and completely avoided justice because he was rich, at least until he outed himself on camera. There’s a documentary on Hulu called The Jinx

My Etsy shop hit a very niche market and was pulling around $3k a year. I didn’t put any effort into advertising, it kinda did that on its own

I’m also a performer which is a great side hustle for my creative fulfillment, but pays nearly nothing

Alleged sex with minor A witchhunt is when Republicans do it.

/s

It is my 1st amendment right to spend half my life savings treating an easily treatable disease that I ignored for 5 years because preventative care is too expensive dammit!

/s

For many of us there’s also

• Wipe trans people off the face of the planet
• Make gay marriage illegal again

That’s more of a constant thread than a contingent. Basically a requirement

Like an extreme bidet

Well good thing they have massive reserves now

My guess is that he’s making all these assignments as a test to see how many senators bend at the knee for him

He already said he’s giving Israel a blank cheque. Not sure how that’s “nothing”

And a rapist and repeat felon can’t make it to the white house

All the people who were screeching to abandon Harris because of Gaza seem awfully quiet now

I used to be able to get Blackberry Merlot gelato years ago. I haven’t had it in years, but miss it dearly