nuh uh I was playing mecha chameleon with him when that happened

oh

I meant to say I crave cocaine when I drank

smoking thing was a tangent

Same, except with cocaine.

I still smoke sometimes. Like, one pack a month (at most). I actually prefer those guerilla-marketed nicotine lip pouches.

Wouldn’t that js trip XSS/CSRF protection in most browsers?

Also

Isn’t this, like, super fucking illegal?

…Left behind by the Skylab 3 crew to be found by the Skylab 4 crew

I’m in my very late 20s

I googled it and have no fucking clue dude

these anime things make no sense

unless you mean the CEO of sex part

Yeah that’s just an actor people decided to start calling the CEO of sex. Like sex is a videogame with numbered releases controlled and maintained by a single corporate corporate executive with direct development access.

Don’t worry about it. Your English is probably fine.

I’m high and also kinda struggled to understand it

I think this is the first time I’ve seen the word “libertinage”

is that when bacteria researchers play Bob Marley tracks in the lab

do his ladybugs fry too

John Smith - Stable
Sarah Jarah - Stable
Bajabound - Homicidal Intent
Chris Cross - Stable

Sure, I can give you a government ID

it won’t be real or it won’t be mine

good luck verifying it with the South African department of home affairs

it takes months to get an actual government ID issued

if I have to wait that long,

I’m using a different website

dickhead

ain’t no way anyone’s doxxing that space shuttle door gunner

I’m going to guess any critical vulnerabilities patched on the main branch since their fork might still be in there

oh well

their problem

I’m too lazy to keep track of all the lazy shit I do

I have no way to gauge it

Looking at OP’s writing pattern (and the smaller details of their screenshot), English likely isn’t their first language. They probably meant to say something else.

I can’t read their mind, but I think maybe they were trying to say that they experienced some friction with some kind of setup they had.

Or I’m having a stroke. I have a family history of that.

No, I was high.

Apologies. No hostility was intended.

I legit thought this was about George W Bush

damn, you’re right

immediately folded and apologised on the first message

I don’t know why it needed to “think” about that for three seconds

he’s not a loser

he settles out of court sometimes

Man, spambots in 2026 fucking suck

I miss them selling greymarket dickpills