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Let’s see you write a regex for one, then we’ll decide.

I try to avoid “this” style comments, but I genuinely don’t know how else to respond to this one. It was hilarious. I literally (by which I actually mean “literally”) laughed out loud.

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My mom used to say “it’s cold on the tundra!”

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q5gv0ZjVAtA

Well, until her daddy takes the t-bird away, anyway.

in nature very rarely do you see straight lines

I tried using this logic to navigate when I first started playing Minecraft, but it never worked that well for me.

I don’t see an issue with it. There are maybe a few things I would say differently, but every IT job I’ve worked has had poorer language in the documentation, even sometimes the ones we distribute to customers.

Did they?

I respect that, but putting control characters in scripts feels wrong to me.

Dave Barry posited a very similar theory about black socks, IIRC.

I have one connected to the internet due to WAF, but I never signed into an LG account on it. As a result, the “home” page just shows something about signing in “for the full experience” rather than any ads.

They have it at IKEA and I think Costco as well. It’s fun but takes a very small amount of time to adjust.

My brother might be coming the other way!

(It is gratifying that if you do a DDG search for this phrase, the top result is a video of someone running a red light.)

I feel this very strongly - I could even have written this comment - but I’d like to mention that Adventure Time is amazing … Two seasons in. Before that, it’s not a good show.

I appreciate both your joke and, most especially, your username.

Like Marilyn Manson?

In a town in which I used to live, the post office is now a gynecologist’s office. However, because history features heavily in that town’s history, historic buildings are heavily preserved there, so the medical facility still appears, at least externally, to be a post office.

A friend of mine claims that he once went there and asked to “put something in a slot,” only to be rudely turned away. Given the phrasing, I’m pretty sure he was joking.

Did you live?

Be careful! There might be clams!