https://mashable.com/article/smartphone-biometrics-dead-body-touch-id-face-id

Might be outdated, though

It is hit or miss. The fingerprint button is also looking for the electrical signals of a living person. Apparently, that doesn’t end immediately upon death.

Can’t be compelled to testify against a spouse

If you’re into moody shit, check out Angel Olson’s cover of this song.

Surprise. Not only does shooting a driver not stop a car, but the cop got out of the way after firing, rendering his actions unjustified.

I got old

Self criticism

It’s quite a feat if I get fewer than 4000 steps in any given day, and I have a desk job.

I want to go to sleep

Lügen - Rammstein

Advanced Marathoning