what a handsome devil ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

what in the sam hill fuck is this screenshot I swear to the dead unborn god of christ I could shit out a better cropping with my asshole

WOMP WITH THE WOMP BANGADANG

As if I wouldn’t show off if my booty were so banging

Yes, I did play Bioshock

does he do birthdays? I’d like to book a solo viewing

I believe this is the wrong template, as the meme is supposed to imply that the person is stating a weak, irrelevant opinion. However, this statement is clearly superior and strong.

That said, communication is fluid as it relies on people essentially “voting” and “agreeing” on the meaning by participating and engaging in it. Therefore I become the person as originally intended in the meme by potentially communicating something irrelavant.

Ah, the self-own. Myself, how I have burned thee

Oh, thank god, I was some people at lollapalooza. Please send those pictures to my inbox

Things ain’t coming fast enough…

A musician bumping a key with his nose!? Well, I never!

Fun fact, when he originally wrote this, he was thinking of dead air during the 60s, where it was just a greyish wash, not the more salt and pepper static of the 80s

I’m into it

idk man this just sounds like depression

SMOOGGGGGG

I try not to advertise my dating strategy

Step out and sing as loudly as you can “every body and every where! Shit your pants and underwear! With a shake and a jiggle, wiggle that turd like a fiddle!”

What if they’re really good at sucking at video games

I bet you’d feel really foolish then

Plot twist: this was never a torture device, it’s just a story of the inventor going “go on, admit it, it feels good, don’t it?” that got blown way out of proportion

He’s in us all

This cuckoo has also flown over my brain nest