but like what if we really hated other people based on superficial traits and stuff? That could be kinda cool

Fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobating

Have you tried flinging your own feces

I find it to be… flings a type 3

Ya almost got me dawg

I recommend you start BloominOnions @ federation of your choice (or something, I don’t really know how any of this stuff works)

This video is ancient. I’m not saying that time has any bearing on consent, just that OP is unlikely the original videographer, nor possessing the means to contact this gyrating, pants-less man.

Napalm Death’s “You Suffer” on full blast and repeat

Is that Simon Templeman!?

Instructions unclear, reverted to feudalism, defended literal, inherited pile of manure with violence

Incest Myres

Ouhhhhh you saucy

I like you

Go back into shower, resume task

Someone made a post about how they thought they could fight a bear, describing exactly the scenario in the image.

I remember when this reddit post came out, it was as wild as that imaginary bear. Forgive my reminiscence, but I think I made a comment like “dude shut up I wanna see him do it” to someone saying that he shouldn’t, and it got several upvotes. A dozen, even. It was nice

LET! HIM! FUCK!

Took the L on this one

The statute of ligma

I’ve been pronouncing it all-e-glucky

Transmetropolitan (comic book) by Warren Ellis is everything you asked for, except the Punk element. Spider Jerusalem is a journalist that embodies everything about the aspect, though. He’s exceedingly anti-authoritarian, exists to antagonize societal and cultural norms, loud, in-your-face, and pretty much is everything punk except for the mohawk and circle pitting for 3-chord rebellious anthems.

It says with chill, but I see Calgary weather was not chill that day