I sure hope that was unsalted

Maybe they are you don’t know how hot they look

There is a recurring joke in many Addams Family iterations where they’re moon bathing to keep themselves pale. I tried searching for a picture but all I got was porn

Mullholand Drive was about two hot lesbians kissing. Dune was about Kyle MacLachlin trying to figure out a mystery through dreams. Twin Peaks was about Kyle MacLachlin becoming an oppressive tyrant with his newfound powers while consuming a beloved, addictive substance. What’s so hard to get about that?

Mr Burns, please, you’re crossing the line from everyday villainy to cartoonish super-villainy

I mean I missed the memo so thank you

The Hard Times are amazing for articles

Are they in the room with us now?

Man in a few million years that tweet is gonna look hella dumb

too hard so they couldn’t go straight

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Canadian avian on a Canadian mammalian

When they can’t remember which brown person said what

Stop, I can only be so erect

Honestly it’s hard tiptoeing around it

I encourage it

because they get shaken or stirred

I believe their username was often combinations of Violet. Mostly they just gave off hot girl energy, which in combination with their horny posting, caused a bit of a martini amongst the community

that wrapper just makes me think it’s some kind of caramel candy. Tricked again by big sex insustry

It’s figmover

I hope they’re recovering well from their gambling addiction