What does “behaving romantically” mean, though? Can they go see a movie together? People become emotionally intimate with their friends, and it seems pretty fucked up to claim that’s cheating.

"You have a female friend? Okay, you can hang out with her. And you can have fun. But you better not be opening up and sharing any vulnerabilities with each other! And don’t you dare share any warm, heartfelt moments! I’ll know!"

“Cheating emotionally”? What is that?

I’ll never not upvote comments about upvoting this meme.

The wealthier a country becomes, the more meat they eat. The vast majority of the world could survive on a vegan diet. Thrive, even. This isn’t about survival, it’s about taste.

So, you’d be okay if somebody killed you as long as they ate you afterwards?

No. I’ll cross that bridge when I get to it.

Ungoogled Chromium works, too.

Because some sites don’t work unless you have Chrome.

How about we ban AI?

Predictive text won’t write a book for you. Nobody has developed psychosis from using a search engine.

Your argument is reductive, like seeing somebody panicking because a hurricane is coming and responding with “What’s the big deal? It’s just a rainstorm!”

Not quite. They’re both Satanic churches. TST is more activist and fights for the rights of Satanists in court.

There’s a good breakdown of the differences here.

To start with, we don’t believe in Satan.

Neither does the Church of Satan, to be fair.

The “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” mentality.

Can I get hired by Hannah Montana Linux?

I know this gets said a lot, but… we’re so cooked.

Make sure to put !important at the end just to be sure.

AI once again taking jobs from human workers smh

It’s like those arguments over whether or not it’s okay to punch Nazis. The people who were arguing about it were never going to punch any Nazis in the first place.

Somehow, I don’t think that would fly with the purity police who are behind this stuff.