Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agoDoor mat subscription is $29.99 per monthlemmy.worldimagemessage-square60linkfedilinkarrow-up1803arrow-down11
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minus-squareBobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·2 years agoStealing a doormat is also an option.
minus-squareHootinNHollerin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 years agoThat’s how you get a turd on your doorknob from a neighbor
minus-squaremelpomenesclevage@lemm.eeBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoSo steal near a friends house.
minus-squareHootinNHollerin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down2·2 years agoOr don’t be a piece of shit
minus-squaremelpomenesclevage@lemm.eeBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoTry growing a sense of humor. Or killing your masters.
Stealing a doormat is also an option.
That’s how you get a turd on your doorknob from a neighbor
So steal near a friends house.
Or don’t be a piece of shit
Not an option, sorry :p
Try growing a sense of humor. Or killing your masters.