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King Charles III had no idea what cling film was and “shrieked” the first time he saw it, an author has claimed in an unauthorised biography which detailed a selection of interesting stories about our new monarch.
Author Tom Bower said he interviewed over 120 people for his biography of Charles, entitled ‘Rebel Prince’.
The book delves into Charles’s struggles to overcome unpopularity, and includes some pretty unexpected tales along the way.
Explaining how the royal reportedly had his first encounter with cling film, Bower wrote: “He walked into the dining room and shrieked. Fearing the worst, Camilla dashed in after him. ‘What’s this?’ asked her husband, pointing at the food.
“’It’s cling film, darling,’ she replied.”
You boot licking tea drinker, your brain works like a candle in the wind.
No but see, the issue is that you act like a cunt; therefore you are a cunt.
We are all cunts, this blessed day!
He’s not a cunt, he’s a very naughty boy
Read this in T.Gs falsetto
Oh your European humor, so witty. To bad your not in the EU anymore like a proper country.
Too bad your taxes go towards turning Palestinian kids into skeletons rather than funding your education
Ha you think I pay taxes. Sitting across the pond with them jacked up teeth and fake accent.