“we’re here to conquer your planet!”

“Oh thank god, great timing too, can we get universal healthcare and food security?”

“Wtf you guys don’t have that on earth?!”

“Can’t you pause it while we invade?”

“Ugh!! You can’t pause online games, duh!”

I can already see the aliens being curious and instantly getting addicted to the internet, completely stopping their conquest plans.

Man, when I was a kid on my way home from school or somewhere I would sometimes sing this little song:

“When I get home I’m playing the pa-puter, playing the pa-puter, playing the pa-puter!”

Boss makes a dollar

While I make a dime

That’s why aliens invade

On company time

Feels like a Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared bit.

Computer day!