What I like with UK subtitles, is that different characters get different colours. With translation subtitles this never seems to happen.

Yes, I heard/saw/read that this is exactly what Amazon do, some years back now. They know who you are, what stage of life you are at, and they know what you want before you do.

“I’ll get you!” “Just you wait!”

Outlook. It’s obviously shit but it notifies me of stuff which is all I need.

That’s because it’s not a rabbit. The comic is called Roonie the Rabbit but not all of them have Roonie in them.

I even heard on the news unbidden that he had voted. I wonder who he voted for?

The picture on that site is terrible too - it’s hidden behind a tree!

Secret panel…

Yay! Pingu is ace 🐧🐧🐧

This one:

This is just an episode of Can’t Cook, Won’t Cook Ready Steady Cook, where one of the contestants has brought in some prunes, cottage cheese, donuts and a lettuce.

I can already hear Ainsley Harriott getting unnecessarily excited.

(Edit: sorry, got my Ainsley Harriott cooking shows muddled up!)

Unfortunately not. I’d like to, but as you say it’s not quite there yet. I probably should try it more frequently.

Oh, fuck off.

Also, Stract

Here’s my slightly disappointing one:

I think I missed the higher activity according to Aurora Watch.

“Oh, perhaps we could assign it to the actual Indian Ocean, as that’s quite a persuasive 💰 argument 💰.”

“… Or perhaps NASA would like to administer it on behalf of the aliens on Io until we make contact…”

“Happy”

Being overly fake nice because you want a tip. Tbh I’d be more inclined to tip you if you left me alone and stopped talking to me.

The whole tipping thing in USA is weird. Everyone wants a tip, it’s entirely random (as a non-American) how much tip to give. Just pay your staff a wage they can actually live on ffs.

Not really! Just excess water which has made a bit of a stream…

There’s no path there, it could well have been a water course. There is an existing river nearby, and having looked on a map, there seems to be a gap which this water could well be filling in.