The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days agoIt's a fun new gamelemmy.worldimagemessage-square138fedilinkarrow-up1776arrow-down112
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minus-square✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up96·edit-28 days agoDear Sir/Madam, FIRE! FIRE! HELP ME! 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss
minus-squareLad@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up37arrow-down1·8 days agoI’ll just put this over here… with the rest of the fire…
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·8 days agoRoy: Weirdest thing just happened… (notices the fire) FIRE!!! Moss: I’ve sent an email. It’s fine. Roy: An email?! It’s a fire! Where’s… Where’s the extinguisher? (Moss points out that the extinguisher is also on fire!) Roy: How?! Moss: Made in Britain!
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·8 days agoDoesn’t seem formal enough, imho.
Dear Sir/Madam,
FIRE! FIRE!
HELP ME!
123 Carrendon Road.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
All the best,
Maurice Moss
I’ll just put this over here… with the rest of the fire…
Roy: Weirdest thing just happened… (notices the fire) FIRE!!!
Moss: I’ve sent an email. It’s fine.
Roy: An email?! It’s a fire! Where’s… Where’s the extinguisher?
(Moss points out that the extinguisher is also on fire!)
Roy: How?!
Moss: Made in Britain!
Doesn’t seem formal enough, imho.