• Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee
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    12 hours ago

    All otters are assholes regardless of their size. There was a case a couple years ago in Montana of a woman being mauled by river otters. They damn near ripped her face off and tried to drown her. And these weren’t even the roided out Amazonian otters. Just normal river otters.

    NSFW on that link. There’s your warning.

    • Prehensile_cloaca @lemm.ee
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      7 hours ago

      Now I want to see the poll on Americans who could win a bare knuckle fight with river otters.

      For context, the Northern River Otter in Montana weighs around 20 pounds and measures close to 47 inches long.