It’s a car. RIP
TP
I’m also in the bathroom, but the TP is on my right and to the left is the shower. No objects that aren’t attached to the building. So, that’ll be hard.
Oh no.
Is that south park episode again, now i need to rewatch it tonight
This is my chinchilla. Her name is Muffin and she wants to rip the baseboards out from the wall so she can eat them
When i thought she couldn’t get more cute you tell me her name is Muffin, now i wanna to carry her
To my left is just a door. So I guess I gotta shove a whole door up my ass
… 40 oz metal water bottle…
My fiance is 5’ tall. I’m going to literally explode.
Don’t look up “anal vore”
Depends on how you shove him tho…as long as your fiance is a man
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance’s fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?
Huh???
I’m pretty sure air already does this
Idk how to interpret this when I read it while laying on my right side. What’s on my left… the sun?
You sleeping on a park bench?
The roof
Cat wand toy.
Perforated bowel coming up
Well… it’s a door. At least my ass will be closed for business after that.
Put The Cat down shane dawson
I only have a table to my left… Well this is gonna hurt.
I’m assuming that that’s the “before” photo
The “after” would be the same, but with matted fur
Cup.
Uhhhh
My husband? Normal day.
Well looks like u got the best option
Whew, just a coffee mug.
