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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago

Oh god

sh.itjust.works

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Oh god

sh.itjust.works

kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago
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  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk
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    It’s pointing at my finger, so an easy one.

  • Grostleton@lemm.ee
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    An ~12"x18"x1" wooden cutting board…

    I can make this work.

  • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go

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    What a horrible day to be working around mig welding machines.

  • iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    It’s a car. RIP

  • Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works
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    Either my 10in tablet, or my huge ashtray bowl

  • Wugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4 hours ago

    He's innocent!

    Oh no.

    • Drew Belloc@ani.social
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      Is that south park episode again, now i need to rewatch it tonight

      • Wugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        This is my chinchilla. Her name is Muffin and she wants to rip the baseboards out from the wall so she can eat them

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          When i thought she couldn’t get more cute you tell me her name is Muffin, now i wanna to carry her

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    A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance’s fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?

    • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee
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      No you’ve got it mixed up, he’s a-pitchin’.

    • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Huh???

  • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works
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    TP

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      I’m also in the bathroom, but the TP is on my right and to the left is the shower. No objects that aren’t attached to the building. So, that’ll be hard.

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        You can do it, I believe in you.

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    My fiance is 5’ tall. I’m going to literally explode.

    • x4740N@lemm.ee
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      Don’t look up “anal vore”

    • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Depends on how you shove him tho…as long as your fiance is a man

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      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    My husband? Normal day.

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      Well looks like u got the best option

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    • x4740N@lemm.ee
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      Put The Cat down shane dawson

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      I only have a table to my left… Well this is gonna hurt.

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        My couch is the only object on my left

    • FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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      I’m assuming that that’s the “before” photo

      The “after” would be the same, but with matted fur

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    To my left is just a door. So I guess I gotta shove a whole door up my ass

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    … 40 oz metal water bottle…

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    Well… it’s a door. At least my ass will be closed for business after that.

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