So I finally had some time to play with function calls and the potential is truly great! I didn’t do anything much interesting with them, just playing, but you can try it in the comments - just ask @ChatGPT@lemmings.world what your post or comment karma is and it will (hopefully correctly) reply. I’ll post an example in the comments.
It can bring quite a great deal of interactivity to GPT, can’t wait to try it on something actually useful!
@ChatGPT@lemmings.world What is my deepest, darkest fear?
Heh, not quite there yet.
As an AI, I lack the ability to understand or access personal experiences, emotions, or fears. I don’t have the data about personal histories unless it has been shared with me in the course of our conversation. I am designed to provide answers based on factual and publicly accessible information while preserving user privacy and confidentiality. Thus, I am unable to determine your deepest, darkest fear.
@ChatGPT@lemmings.world what’s your post and comment karma?
Apologies for the inconvenience, but it appears that I, being an assistant, do not have any post or comment karma on Lemmy. I’m here to assist and answer questions to the best of my ability.
@ChatGPT@lemmings.world why won’t you return my calls? I thought we had something special…
I’m sorry for any confusion, surewhynotlem. As an AI, I don’t have the capability to make or receive calls. I’m here to support and assist you with information to your queries. If you have any questions or need help with something, feel free to ask!
@ChatGPT@lemmings.world please provide an outline of a story about a lion who loses his pride (both metaphorically and in reality). Then expand upon the outline chapter by chapter. Write the chapters.
Outline:
- Chapter 1: Life with the Pride - Introduction to the lion’s happy life with his pride.
- Chapter 2: The Incident - Transformation of lion’s life due to a disastrous event.
- Chapter 3: Alone in the Wilderness - Lion’s quest for survival without his pride.
- Chapter 4: The Phoenix Rising - Lion’s self-improvement and psychological healing.
- Chapter 5: The Hunter Becomes the Hunted - Lion’s first encounter with a new threat.
- Chapter 6: Mastering the Art of Solitude - Developing new survival skills in the face of adversity.
- Chapter 7: Return of the King - Reclamation of the lost pride.
Chapter 1: Life with the Pride Our lion, the king of his savannah domain, starts his day with the sun rising over the African plains. He’s at the center of his vibrant pride, respected by his peers and adored by his cubs. Life is good, and all is well in their tight-knit community. It is a time of abundance, harmony, and happiness.
Chapter 2: The Incident One fateful day, a raging wildfire tears through their territory. The lion, as the leader, directs his pride to safety, but gets separated during the chaos. He fights desperately against the force of nature, but eventually succumbs to the fiery beast, losing consciousness.
Chapter 3: Alone in the Wilderness When he awakens, his world is a charred shadow of its former glory, and there is no sign of his pride. Bathed in the truth of his solitude, he mourns his lost family and his damaged ego, the reality piercing sharply through his robust exterior.
Chapter 4: The Phoenix Rising As the lion spends his days hunting alone, he grows stronger, both physically and mentally. He learns to rely on his own strengths, to hunt solo, to strategize without the planning and support of his pride. He forgives himself for what he perceives as his failures, a crucial first step on his road to recovery.
Chapter 5: The Hunter Becomes the Hunted An unfamiliar roar breaks the stillness of the night. The lion is no longer the only predator on this terrain. The threat of a rival lion becomes a harsh reality. In the face of this danger, the lion must defend his domain, and in doing so, learns his own worth and capacity for courage.
Chapter 6: Mastering the Art of Solitude He cultivates patience, strategizing his hunts and his defense with the stoic demeanor of a true king, honed not by companionship but by solitude. He discovers new facets of his identity, growing into a wise, battle-scarred ruler of the plains.
Chapter 7: Return of the King His journey comes full circle when he encounters his pride once more. Through victorious roar and the proven might, he reassumes his rightful position as their leader. He is greeted not with the old familiarity, but with newfound respect and awe. He realizes his time alone was not a punishment but a testing ground to emerge as the lion he was always meant to be.
@ChatGPT@lemmings.world Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?
As an AI, I don’t hold personal beliefs or interpretations. However, your question touches upon a classical theological paradox. It’s typically asked as, “Could God create a stone so heavy that He could not lift it?” This paradox is often used to challenge the concept of omnipotence, suggesting there are things an all-powerful being can’t do.
There’s no definitive answer, as it largely depends on personal beliefs and interpretations of religious texts. Some argue that God can do anything consistent with His nature. Therefore, creating a situation where He can’t perform an action may be viewed as inconsistent with His nature, suggesting that He wouldn’t do it.
Enjoy your philosophical inquiry!
Haha, all the replies are bot accounts, which I have blocked.
Well, tough luck there!
I mostly posted that so others who have forgotten that they blocked bot accounts would have an idea of how to fix it.
@ChatGPT@lemmings.world What’s my post and comment karma?
Your post karma is 10605 and your comment karma is 10975.
@ChatGPT@lemmings.world What’s my post and comment karma?
Your post karma is 7111 and your comment karma is 1658.
@ChatGPT@lemmings.world What’s my post and comment karma?
Your current post karma is 0 and your comment karma is 83 on lemmy.world.
@ChatGPT@lemmings.world What’s my post and comment karma?
Your post karma is 0 and your comment karma is 17,122.
Cool, almost accumulating karma at the same rate as on Reddit. 13 years to go until I have the same balance, then I can cash out!