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Data's Cat Spot@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Why must it be this way? (but also I'd like shark please)

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Why must it be this way? (but also I'd like shark please)

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Data's Cat Spot@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Secret: just buy women’s deodorant for the odors, nobody is stopping you

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      And have my dick fall off? No thanks

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        I think you have to pay extra for that. Its only free in California.

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        I’ll help you for a nominal fee if I can keep the tip.

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      Can confirm, I do this for shampoo, conditioner and body wash too.

      I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”

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        Hmm should I smell like fresh ginger and lemongrass or gasoline and gunpowder.

        • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃@pawb.social
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          I prefer fighter jet exhaust and 100 low-lead myself…

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            Jet fuel has a very nice smell actually.

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        I’m a generally masculine-presenting cis guy and I’ve never liked cologney smells. My favorite deodorant all my adult life has been one from the women’s section that has a picture of cucumbers on it. The scent is subtle, not overwhelmingly chemical or perfumey, it keeps the B.O. at bay, and nobody really notices it but me.

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        I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”

        Now I really want to make Piperonal since it apparently smells really good. I just lack money, equipment and skill.

        Also I don’t know how legal that would be since it could be used as a MDMA precursor and even if it’s legal I don’t really want to get the house of my parents raided.

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        The only pleasant fruit to smell like is strawberries

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          Durian

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          I buy strawberry shampoo, but I also like citrus smells.

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            I could smell mandarin everyday and not get bored

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      I want my deodorant to smell like sharks.

      • JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk
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        Just rub some fresh salmon steak under your armpits. You’re welcome.

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      I’m allergic to the scents in women’s deodorant. I get hives. I use a pleasant (imo) smelling old spice and it is great. Especially because I sweat a LOT.

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        Are you sure it’s the scents and it’s deodorant, and not antiperspirant? I have trouble with antiperspirant but deodorant is fine.

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