Does she think that g-string and oversized t-shirt she probably wears to bed would provide a suitable barrier preventing the demon from cramming a lasagna up her ass? Must be one weak ass demon if it’s so easily deterred from its objective.
I’m high and this made me laugh, thank you sir.
Brah, how the fuck people be sleeping in clothes? I legit can’t even do just underwear, I turn so often that even they get twisted up
you sleep without underwear just in your pyjama
still kinda uncomfortable
Better that my underwear gets twisted up than my ballsack.
My partner got a duvet for us…I fuck that shit all up. Wild sleepers!
Oh good now I get to live with this image of Garfield for the rest of my life that’s awesome
I truly hope that “I’m sorry Jon” sets up a federated community.
“Thank you daddy Jon” this time
LASAGA
It’s lasagna demons, your only option is to shove some demon repellant up your ass before bed each night. Either way you lose… or win depending on your perspective.
So a holy water enema then
don’t threaten me with a good time, as they say
