There’s so many great things about this: the text, the fact that the snapping also has a hard hat on, and the arrow that indicates which way you’re supposed to look.
yet it doesn’t explain how to get the helmet onto the turtle…
Or not to hold it with your fingers well within snapping distance 😄
The turtle isn’t allowed on the worksite without certification on donning procedures and a fit test within the past year. Supervisor must examine all documents and seals carefully before entry as, again, the turtle cannot be trusted.
Hatching with a shell is no excuse for neglect of PPE. Disregard for worksite safety guidelines fosters a cult of toxic masculinity that leads to workplace injury.
No high vis though
His hands are way too close to the turtles head. They can REACH.
Turtle seems alright he’s coming over for dinner tonight.
Better be pizza!
Where’s his industry standard turtlin gloves OSHA? I call bullshit this is obvious plant isn’t it
This sounds like an SCP entry
Is this real? I so dearly want this to be real.
It’s at least plausible. Have you seen the shitpost chops of the US Consumer Product Safety Commission?
