gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk.sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square137linkfedilinkarrow-up1491arrow-down17
arrow-up1484arrow-down1imageWalmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk.sh.itjust.worksgigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前message-square137linkfedilink
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 个月前“And for you?” “I’ll have a Coke” “Is Pepsi ok?” “No…NO!!! IT’S NOT OK!!! NOTHING IS OK!!! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO MEEEEE???” runs out of the resteraunt sobbing “…I don’t think that was about the Pepsi…”
minus-squareDefault Username@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 个月前Narrator: It was about the Pepsi.
minus-squareMalfeasant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 个月前All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn’t give it to me.
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 个月前That is a more than reasonable reaction to being offered pepsi in place of anything.
“And for you?”
“I’ll have a Coke”
“Is Pepsi ok?”
“No…NO!!! IT’S NOT OK!!! NOTHING IS OK!!! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO MEEEEE???”
runs out of the resteraunt sobbing
“…I don’t think that was about the Pepsi…”
Narrator: It was about the Pepsi.
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn’t give it to me.
That is a more than reasonable reaction to being offered pepsi in place of anything.