By neighbors’ dad insists on mowing their lawn at least twice a week, especially when I’m trying to enjoy my hammock.
How can I sabotage their mowers so it looks like normal wear and tear so that he doesn’t mow the lawn more than once a week.
inb4: suburbs suck
ETA: How does it take you three hours to mow a quarter acre on a riding mower?
Have you tried talking to him?
Pointless. My Boomer neighbor has everything gas powered, even his coffee maker.
He’s just so nice and brings me asparagus.
But he has a CIA hat and dos this on weekdays when I try to slack off.
Asparagus does sound like a convincing argument.
Surely you could persuade him that mowing that frequently is completely unnecessary?
Apparently the smell of freshly cut grass is a distress signal.
They have large dogs and I think he excuses this behavior by saying it will help find their scat.
He doesn’t seem to be very smart.
As a fellow old, it’s hard to admit we’re dumb