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GolfFoxtrotLima@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 months ago

Means to deceive

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Means to deceive

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GolfFoxtrotLima@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 months ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/43600018

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    I’d like to see AI sit thru a 90 min retro

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      lol 90 minutes.

      I sat in a retro for 10 hours.

      my boss’ boss told my boss if it happened again, they would be fired.

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        I only had one job with scrum as a daily part of it and we had a 30 hour planning session once a quarter (over 4 days)

        I can’t even imagine a 10 hour retro.

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          tbf after the first hour it became a meeting for process improvement, and then became a planning meeting. doesn’t help that we had seven people crammed into a 5ftx8ft sized room with no windows, no ventilation, and an old school halogen powered projector.

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      Can an AI do the mandatory annual HIPAA training? I think not!

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  • Goldholz @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Litterly saw and had an interview where they ask for “experience in vibe coding”. What has this world come to…

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      Bullet dodged

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        Not yet. Wasnt accepted nore rejected yet. Xd But yeah i wont be thrilled. Though this job may also be better than no job

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          Lol yeah, I’ve accepted some pretty bad jobs to avoid not having one

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          Your spelling is making me bemoan the world where you are in charge of an AI in control of something important.

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            I don’t live in a english speaking country. Or grew up in one. Let alone work in english.

            So; my english spelling is irrelevant…

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    Take my job, please!

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    deleted by creator

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        Nobody hates AI outside Reddit and Lemmy.

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        Most people

        Until you put down your phone, leave the house and realize nobody cares.

        Blaming AI for “stealing your water” instead of the mayors who accepted those data centers is the most lemmy thing ever.

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      There’s plenty to hate

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      Well these platforms actually suck though. Probably deepseek (the whale?) too or is that the fairly trained local one?

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        deepseek is censored, you must be thinking of Mistral or something.

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          Ah probably I don’t know any from any

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