• Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    Firewood warms you three times!

    1. When you cut/split it
    2. When you move it
    3. When you burn it.

    It’s very efficient that way

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      8 days ago

      If you set yourself on fire, it can keep you warm for the rest of your life.

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        8 days ago

        I’ve been told not to set myself on fire to keep others warm, but if it’s just for me that should be okay?

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        Unlike all of the other heating sources we have! Damn EPA making sure new stoves are 95% efficient and not holding oil burners to such a high standard!

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          You realize it was a joke, right? I mean, the crying-laughing emoji was intended to indicate that subtle humor was in play.