We need a volunteer to pee on this man.
I know this is a joke but also a good time to mention that peeing on a jellyfish sting just adds piss to the party.
It doesn’t do anything for the sting.
It’s a nice consolation prize though
You’ve heard of the “booby” prize, wait til you get a load of this!
Instead of a gold star, it’s a yellow star.
The best time to mention it is 10 seconds after you’ve peed on them
“I don’t think this’ll actually help but let’s admit you had it coming.”
where it can backfire is when they reveal that they also knew it wouldn’t help
Ah, it seems you’re right–but don’t ruin this for him!
For some people, it’s spiders. For others, it’s snakes. For me, it’s jellyfish.
can confirm. the fact that you don’t see so well under water while swimming and that you can’t easily escape doesn’t help the fact that i got tortured by them as kid
I don’t usually laugh at comic strips but this one genuinely made me laugh.
Hahaha… it’s kinda got that Esther vibe…?
https://www.google.com/search?q=esther+verkest+comics&udm=2This comic is about whale strandings.
There is a slight difference though.
Humans can swim, while whales can’t walk.
True, it doesn’t line up exactly, but I think often they are stranding themselves on purpose and us throwing them back harms them in the process. not always
The stings are just like a parent punishing the child so it doesnt do the dangerous thing any more?
¿lɐɯᴉuɐ snoɹǝƃuɐp ɹǝɥʇouɐ ʇǝʎ ǝq oʇ ƃuᴉʎɹʇ ʇoN ¿ƃuᴉop ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ sᴉ ʇɐɥʇ ,ʇᴉɐM
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