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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

What's your favourite technical/scientific joke?

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What's your favourite technical/scientific joke?

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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

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My favourite is: There are two kinds of people, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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  I suppose we could combine them.
  
  There are 10 kinds of people…
  
  Those that know binary
  
  Those that don’t
  
  Those who didn’t expect this joke to be in base 5
  
  Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data sets
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    You will need a fifth statement
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      You will need to extrapolate from an incomplete data set. 😉

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