I just want a realistic ninja movie where they all scatter in different directions and disguise themselves as peasants and artisans. One tries to kill him in his sleep. One tries to stab him in the anonymity of a crowded marketplace. Another tries to poison him at a tea house. One tries a concealed crossbow in an alley. Yet another spends decades learning to be a great artist and is commissioned to paint the hero.
I just want a realistic ninja movie where they all scatter in different directions and disguise themselves as peasants and artisans. One tries to kill him in his sleep. One tries to stab him in the anonymity of a crowded marketplace. Another tries to poison him at a tea house. One tries a concealed crossbow in an alley. Yet another spends decades learning to be a great artist and is commissioned to paint the hero.
Wife gets pregnant, hero is there when the baby is born
Baby tries to garrote the hero with its own umbilical cord
Brilliant. And a suspicious number of them could have experience working backstage in a theatre.
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Sounds like the Lone Wolf & Cub manga. There was at least one movie adaptation but I don’t remember how true to the original it was.